The international support forum for involuntary farters

We are against unintentional farting internationally in all shapes and forms.

Have a farting problem?

De Farting Yoda is here to help!

Meanwhile, relax with a few souls who just cannot control their farts:
Our hero, Superman Anal Games Fartson:

Our patron saint, shartatrix MyPuki:

Our model farter, administratrix Meowki:

Our retarded bastard idiot resident moron, de sharting yoda:

Our ass wiper, le stink panther:

Our pee drinker, shorn wolf:

Our fart sniffer, shartershitter:

Our shit sweeper in chief, master sharter:

Alan James Watson got on an elevator in a very lavish building, when a young woman gets on smelling of perfume. The woman turns to the old man and arrogantly says "Romance by Ralph Lauren $150.00 an ounce!" Then another young woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly says "Chanel#5 $200.00 an ounce!" About 3 floors later, the old man has reached his destination and is about to get off the elevator, but before he leaves, he looks at both women in the eye, bends over, lets rip a long, loud fart and says "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound! Enjoy, ladies!"


Alan James Watson went to the doctor and said: "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor said: "I see. Take these pills and come back next week." The next week the old man returned. "Doctor," he said, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens." The doctor said: "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."


De Farting Yoda says: @mohammed welcome to AntiFartInternational. Sorry but it is not real it is a scam fart. Please stop all contact with these criminals. You might get a shart instead.
You are dealing with a scammer so it is best not to answer them anymore. Thank you.
Now flush and get off the shitter, please.